you can't say that on television

i don't like hippies, and that's a fact. as it turns out, i'm genetically predisposed to hate them. i was at a party with ben and jana, who are germans, when jana stopped me:

jana: "did you find any hippies?"
hippy: "why are you looking for hippies? are you going to persecute them?"
jana: "no, we're german. we're going to execute them"
ben: "and send them on a train to a work camp in utah"
jana: "and they'll finally have to take a shower"

i haven't seen jana since, so it's possible that hell just swallowed her up that night.