Monday, January 17, 2005

homesick

this one's a weekend recap. you won't know the names, so let's make it a game. you try to guess which of these people are hippies.

friday was murphy's with british matt. frank came out because his sworn enemy demian was coming over to our house. matt's friend maureen brought out some friends, and they brought their boyfriends. i was charming and polite. an ethnomusicology major dug it. i told her where i'm from and she said it's better down here than a lot of suburban kids think. i said shit yeah, and told her about some rosalies-type places at the edge of town. she told me how underappreciated the local jazz/funk scene is.

back to maureen's place for beers. the jazz girl wanted to smoke. the prettiest girl's boyfriend passed out. frank and i said it didn't make sense, but i bet you five bucks to a stale donut he makes her breakfast in the morning and she doesn't have to worry about him sleeping around.

saturday was remarkably similar, but with more germans. sunday i went to bloomington and took sam and his new girl of two months out to dinner. he wants to marry her. so do i. but he needs to stop talking about it.

matt and anna were having a shot contest when i got back. matt almost lost on oatmeal, but somehow it was saltwater that did him in. anna took it all like a champ, so i made her house sweetheart.

now the payoff: which of these people are hippies?

6 Comments:

Blogger K- said...

I think that everyone in life is part hippy

7:51 AM  
Blogger phillip said...

he's a surfer too.

8:05 AM  
Blogger phillip said...

it was hard to tell about that girl without using the phrases "go home hippie" or "i wanted to run her down in my pickup truck". good spot ed.

british matt is single. sam didn't put out yet, but he called me this morning to tell me he finally broke down and beat it.

2:06 PM  
Blogger gotshoo.com said...

Shall we go to the Winchester?

8:41 AM  
Blogger JB said...

Wait, I don't get it. Did Sam listen to Michael Jackson's "Beat It?"

7:43 PM  
Blogger betsyradish said...

You have to show them that you’re really not scared

You’re playin’ with your life, this ain’t no truth or dare

They’ll kick you, then they beat you,

Then they’ll tell you it’s fair

So beat it.

6:43 PM  

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