linus wong is mine
something keeps reminding me of the hippie who stole matt's power drill in the spring.
i've started carrying treats in my pocket because i'm sick of city dogs being unimpressed by me.
i smoked out a 75-year-old man named ed. twice. he always carries a pipe and a doctor's note saying it's for his glaucoma.
sam's coming to visit a week from tomorrow, and he's requested that i not take him to bars. melissa thinks he and his girl probably already had a conversation about it.
i don't know what i'm trying to pull here, i can't write. i'm furious and i hate this city sometimes.
posted by phillip @ 11:23 PM
5 Comments:
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dear friends, this spam is telling you the gospel truth. he made $800 off his small area. i love how the internet is mostly shit.
after you decide you love sammy, but he's not as fun as some other people, oh, like say ME
with free airfare, i am available to visit seattle, quench any homesickness, go to as many bars as you would like, drink, smoke, pick up chicks, visit the one, lonely strip club left in the city and talk about everything besides how you should convert to jesus
you think about it
Anonymous is totally right!! That website led me to $1,062 last week alone! I'm quitting my day job and taking up spam!
Who's Linus Wong? The hippie who stole the power drill? Write me a letter soon or I'll sic more spammers on you!
JLHB -
write ME a letter soon or I will stick the spammers on YOU
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