if you're going somewhere, take the bus

i just found out the bus that goes to my work runs a block from my house. laziness, ho! so we took the bus back from swimming this morning. when you've been crawling along at less than a mile an hour, a bus feels like you're in a fucking stock car with your feet out the window.

friday night we went cosmic bowling. they call it cosmic so they can charge $8 for a pitcher. the bartender was cosmically rude, but i'd be bitter too if i was 50 and had to serve miller light to guys in neon green shoes on a friday night. i won the first game but self-destructed like rick ankiel when someone pointed out that not only was there a speedometer, but i had been rolling the fastest. i rolled about a 75 and i think i rolled so fast the speedometer broke in the 8th frame.

then i found out that this guy pete was mike roller's roommate freshman year. pete's a grad student with graying hair who likes baseball and bands and lived in paris, texas for a while. i had a crush on his girlfriend before, but now it's a whole couple crush.

back to work! the AAAI deadline is a week from today and after that i'll explore frisco for a couple days and after that i'm gonna try to have two girlfriends at the same time.